Please share the success of Cattery Siau Tsj'oe
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Yes friends, that's me with Crusader and Mrs. Alva Uddin, chairman of FIFé, who chose him to be the FIFé World Winner 1996!
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| Fife World Winning RED WW 1998 Siau Tsj'oe Red Rooinek Sia d First Redpoint female to obtain the title |
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Fife World Winning Super Tortie WW 1999 & 2000 Siau Tsj'oe Beach Bum Sia f / 32b/1 First Tortiepoint to obtain the title |
Has this ever happened to you?
It is Sunday morning eight o'clock. It's dark and cold outside, inside the stove is hot. Hardly able to keep my eyes open I lay in an inward struggle whether to get up out of bed yes or no. Suddenly my sleepy state of mind is disturbed. Okke-Jaap, the Redpoint neuter, slept upstairs tonight and heard me grumbling. With the sound of a rundown tractor he grazed purring along my face with his wet nose. I believe he thinks it is high time to get up, so I get up.
On the wash-hand stand in the bathroom the next guest is already waiting for me. Every morning our red country tom cat "fish" greets me extensively. After the usual private proceedings I go downstairs followed by Okke-Jaap. I open the door of the livingroom and by doing so a hole choir of miaowing siamese cats come to meet me. With a hurdle of cats running criss-cross before my feet I try to shuffle towards the kitchen. Eight cats on the kitchen sink try to hinder me putting water in the coffee machine. Every move in the direction of th refrigerator causes a horrible cry which starts the choir of cats singing again. After I safeguarded the kittens I put the pan of meat on the fire while the choir of cats scream even louder. Resigned, almost autmatically I clean the litterbox. According to the grumbling of the coffeemachine the coffee must be ready: time for some coffee and a bit of relaxation.
With an even more watchful group of cats it is a living hell to fill my cup with coffee. By hook or by crook I try to get the thickened milk into my cup. Licking their lips eight cats look at me full of expectation hoping a drop of the milk will fall next to the cup; I ignore them. With a hot cup of coffee I sit myself down on a seat. Immediately I am taken in by two cats. Zoe my havana queen looks at me fixedly with an insane hysterical glance in her eyes hoping that I burn my mouth. I think she thinks that everything takes far to long. The smell of the meat brings back her primitive instincts. Aggressively she beats all competitors off the table. The rest of the group is also very alert and watches my every move. I move my leg and immediately a few cats sprint towards the kitchen. Wrong, I was not finished yet. Three cats look at me from the kitchen very disappointedly so I presume that they want me to stand up again.
The pan is poured off and the temperature of the meat is brought back to an edible one in cold water. For one siamese cat the waiting is just too long and makes an attempt to sit on the pan. "Miaow!!" too hot! She slips into the kitchen sink which is partially filled with water. Clearly disappointed about her failed attack she walks away with her ears in her neck. In passing the kitchen window she shakes of her wet feet causing extra cleaning work. The time has come, the meat can be cut.
Burning their noses the most bold cats try to get the first pieces of meat. Aggressively every cat beats the other one. The more meat I cut the more quiet the cats become. Now every cat has what he wanted and they fill their stomachs to the maximum. In a very short period of time all is eaten. Resigned I begin to clean the pan I used and the kitchen floor. Often I see all cats washing themeselves with satisfaction. Some of then have already looked up a place to sleep. At last, one moment for myself. A kitten climbs on my lap. Purring she licks my neck and nibbles at my ear. Satisfied we both stare out of the window.
It is Sunday morning eleven o'clock. It is cold outside. Inside the stove is hot
Henk Keers
Published earlier in the GCFF Redpoint & Tortie journal
A young woman picked up a strange-looking bottle lying by the side of the
road and while opening it unleashed a genie.
The grateful genie granted the woman three wishes. "First," the woman said,
"I'd like to be a knockout blonde. Second, I'd like my house to be transformed into a
mansion. And third, I'd like my cat to be turned into a gorgeous hunk."
Instantly her wishes came true. The new blonde beauty saw the most handsome man she'd ever
seen standing in the doorway of her magnificent home. After a passionate embrace, they
hurried up the circular staircase, stripping off clothes as they went.
The woman had never experienced such ecstatic pleasure or such intense longing. At the
height of arousal, her newfound lover kissed her neck, nuzzled her ear and whispered,
"Now, don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?"
Send in by Cathy Galfo
